— Emily Browning (via chubby-nymphette)
I think Jewel broke Jungkookie
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.
"Only thinks of you as a friend "
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
I hope I can use that line one day